erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
wait for it
*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think